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<blockquote data-quote="jolie-jenny" data-source="post: 247122" data-attributes="member: 8265"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="color: #444444"><strong>On dit </strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>UNE</strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="color: #444444"><strong> rivière, </strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>UNE</strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="color: #444444"><strong> marre d'eau mais on dit </strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em>[FONT=Times New </em></strong></em></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><em><strong><em>Roman]<span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong>UN</strong></span></span>[/FONT]</em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="color: #444444"><strong>fleuve, </strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong>UN</strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="color: #444444"><strong>océan.</strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em></span><strong><em><strong><em></em></strong></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><strong><em></em></strong></em></strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="color: #444444"><strong>On dit </strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>UNE</strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="color: #444444"><strong>trottinette mais </strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong>UN</strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="color: #444444"><strong>avion à réaction! Et quand il y a </strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong>UN</strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="color: #444444"><strong>problème dans </strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong>UN</strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="color: #444444"><strong>avion, c'est tout de suite </strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>UNE</strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="color: #444444"><strong> catastrophe. C'est toujours la faute d'</strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>UNE</strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="color: #444444"><strong> erreur de pilotage, d</strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>'UNE</strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="color: #444444"><strong> panne d'essence, d' </strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>UNE</strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="color: #444444"><strong> mauvaise visibilité, bref toujours à cause d</strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>'UNE</strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="color: #444444"><strong> connerie.</strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="color: #444444"><strong>Et alors là, attention mesdames, dès que </strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>LA</strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="color: #444444"><span style="color: #444444"><strong>connerie est faite par </strong></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong>UN</strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="color: #444444"><strong>homme ça ne s'appelle plus </strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>UNE</strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>connerie</strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="color: #444444"><strong>, ça s'appelle </strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong>UN</strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong>impondérable</strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="color: #444444"><strong>. Enfin, moi, si j'étais vous les FEMMES, je ferais </strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>UNE</strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em>[FONT=Times New</em></strong></em></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><em><strong><em>Roman]<span style="color: #444444"><span style="color: #444444"><strong> pétition. Et il faut faire très vite parce que votre situation s'aggrave de jour en jour. Y'a pas si longtemps, vous aviez </strong></span></span>[/FONT]</em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>LA</strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="color: #444444"><strong>logique, </strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>LA</strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="color: #444444"><strong>bonne vieille logique FÉMININE. Ça ne nous a pas plu, nous les HOMMES, nous avons inventé </strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong>LE</strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="color: #444444"><strong>logiciel. Mais vous avez quand même quelquefois des petits avantages: </strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="color: #444444"><strong>Nous avons </strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong>LE</strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #365f91"><span style="color: #365f91"><strong>mariage, </strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong>LE</strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="color: #444444"><strong>divorce; vous avez </strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>LA</strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="color: #444444"><strong> pension, </strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>LA</strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="color: #444444"><strong> maison.</strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="color: #444444"><strong>Vous avez </strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>LA</strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="color: #444444"><strong> carte de crédit, nous avons </strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong>LE</strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #444444"><span style="color: #444444"><strong>découvert. </strong></span></span></span></em></strong></em></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jolie-jenny, post: 247122, member: 8265"] [SIZE=4][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#444444][COLOR=#444444][B]On dit [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B]UNE[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#444444][COLOR=#444444][B] rivière, [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B]UNE[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#444444][COLOR=#444444][B] marre d'eau mais on dit [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Times New Roman][B]UN[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#444444][COLOR=#444444][B]fleuve, [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][B]UN[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#444444][COLOR=#444444][B]océan.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][/SIZE][B][I][B][I] [/I][/B][/I][/B][SIZE=4][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#444444][COLOR=#444444][B]On dit [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B]UNE[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#444444][COLOR=#444444][B]trottinette mais [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][B]UN[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#444444][COLOR=#444444][B]avion à réaction! Et quand il y a [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][B]UN[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#444444][COLOR=#444444][B]problème dans [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][B]UN[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#444444][COLOR=#444444][B]avion, c'est tout de suite [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B]UNE[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#444444][COLOR=#444444][B] catastrophe. C'est toujours la faute d'[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B]UNE[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#444444][COLOR=#444444][B] erreur de pilotage, d[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B]'UNE[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#444444][COLOR=#444444][B] panne d'essence, d' [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B]UNE[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#444444][COLOR=#444444][B] mauvaise visibilité, bref toujours à cause d[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B]'UNE[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#444444][COLOR=#444444][B] connerie.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#444444][COLOR=#444444][B]Et alors là, attention mesdames, dès que [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B]LA[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#444444][COLOR=#444444][FONT=Times New Roman][B]connerie est faite par [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][B]UN[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#444444][COLOR=#444444][B]homme ça ne s'appelle plus [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B]UNE[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B]connerie[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#444444][COLOR=#444444][B], ça s'appelle [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][B]UN[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][B]impondérable[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#444444][COLOR=#444444][B]. Enfin, moi, si j'étais vous les FEMMES, je ferais [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B]UNE[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#444444][COLOR=#444444][B] pétition. Et il faut faire très vite parce que votre situation s'aggrave de jour en jour. Y'a pas si longtemps, vous aviez [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B]LA[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#444444][COLOR=#444444][B]logique, [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B]LA[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#444444][COLOR=#444444][B]bonne vieille logique FÉMININE. Ça ne nous a pas plu, nous les HOMMES, nous avons inventé [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][B]LE[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#444444][COLOR=#444444][B]logiciel. Mais vous avez quand même quelquefois des petits avantages: [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#444444][COLOR=#444444][B]Nous avons [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][B]LE[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#365f91][COLOR=#365f91][B]mariage, [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][B]LE[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#444444][COLOR=#444444][B]divorce; vous avez [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B]LA[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#444444][COLOR=#444444][B] pension, [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B]LA[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#444444][COLOR=#444444][B] maison.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#444444][COLOR=#444444][B]Vous avez [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B]LA[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#444444][COLOR=#444444][B] carte de crédit, nous avons [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][B]LE[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][I][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#444444][COLOR=#444444][B]découvert. 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