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<blockquote data-quote="primavera" data-source="post: 241979" data-attributes="member: 4787"><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Un homme avait trois copines mais il ne savait pas laquelle épouser. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> Alors il s'est résolu à faire 1 test, pour voir laquelle était plus apte à être sa femme. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> Il a retiré 15 mille euros de sa banque, donné 5 mille à chacune et a dit: </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> - 'Dépensez comme vous voulez.' </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> La 1ère a été au shopping, acheté des habits, bijoux, est allée chez le coiffeur, institut de beauté etc. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> De retour vers l'homme elle dit: </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> - 'J'ai dépensé tout ton argent pour être plus belle pour toi, pour te plaire: Tout ça parce que je t'aime.' </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> La 2ème a été au même shopping, a acheté des habits pour elle, 1lecteur CD, 1 télé écran plat, 2 paires de tennis ; cannes de golf et de retour vers l'homme elle dit: </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> -' J'ai dépensé tout ton argent pour te rendre heureux, te plaire. Tout ça parce que je t'aime.' </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> La 3ème a pris l'argent, a investi dans la bourse. En trois jours a doublé son investissement, a rendu les 5 mille Euros à l'homme et dit: </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> - 'J'ai investi ton argent et j'ai gagné le mien. Maintenant je peux faire ce que je veux avec mon argent.. Tout ça parce que je t'aime.' </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> Alors, l'homme réfléchit, </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> réfléchit.. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> réfléchit... </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> réfléchit... </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> réfléchit.. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> réfléchit... </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> réfléchit... </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> réfléchit. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> réfléchit... (les hommes, réfléchissent beaucoup...) </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> réfléchit... </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> réfléchit... </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> réfléchit.. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></span></p><p><span 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réfléchit... </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> réfléchit... </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> réfléchit... </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> réfléchit... </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> réfléchit... </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> réfléchit... </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> réfléchit... </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> réfléchit... </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> réfléchit... (il réfléchit vraiment beaucoup hein?...) </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> réfléchit... </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> réfléchit... </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> réfléchit... </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> réfléchit... </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> réfléchit... </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> re-pète... </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> réfléchit. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> réfléchit... </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> réfléchit.. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> réfléchit.... </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> réfléchit... (PFF C'EST LONG) </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> réfléchit... </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> réfléchit... </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> réfléchit.. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> réfléchit... </span></span></p><p>> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> Et il se marie avec celle qui avait les plus gros seins. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> Oui</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> parce qu'un homme réfléchit beaucoup... </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">> mais ça sert à rien !</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #1f497d"><span style="color: #1f497d"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="primavera, post: 241979, member: 4787"] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][FONT=Verdana]Un homme avait trois copines mais il ne savait pas laquelle épouser. > Alors il s'est résolu à faire 1 test, pour voir laquelle était plus apte à être sa femme. > Il a retiré 15 mille euros de sa banque, donné 5 mille à chacune et a dit: > - 'Dépensez comme vous voulez.' > > La 1ère a été au shopping, acheté des habits, bijoux, est allée chez le coiffeur, institut de beauté etc. > De retour vers l'homme elle dit: > - 'J'ai dépensé tout ton argent pour être plus belle pour toi, pour te plaire: Tout ça parce que je t'aime.' > > La 2ème a été au même shopping, a acheté des habits pour elle, 1lecteur CD, 1 télé écran plat, 2 paires de tennis ; cannes de golf et de retour vers l'homme elle dit: > -' J'ai dépensé tout ton argent pour te rendre heureux, te plaire. Tout ça parce que je t'aime.' > > La 3ème a pris l'argent, a investi dans la bourse. En trois jours a doublé son investissement, a rendu les 5 mille Euros à l'homme et dit: > - 'J'ai investi ton argent et j'ai gagné le mien. Maintenant je peux faire ce que je veux avec mon argent.. Tout ça parce que je t'aime.' > > Alors, l'homme réfléchit, > > > réfléchit.. > > > > réfléchit... > > > > réfléchit... > > > > réfléchit.. > > > > réfléchit... > > > > réfléchit... > > > > réfléchit. > > > > réfléchit... (les hommes, réfléchissent beaucoup...) > > > > réfléchit... > > > > réfléchit... > > > > réfléchit.. > > > > réfléchit... [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] > [FONT=Verdana][FONT=Verdana] > > > réfléchit... > > > > réfléchit... > > > > réfléchit... > > > pète... > > > > réfléchit... > > > > réfléchit... > > > > réfléchit... > > > > réfléchit... > > > > rote... > > > > réfléchit... > > > > réfléchit... > > > > réfléchit... > > > > réfléchit... > > > > réfléchit... > > > > réfléchit... > > > > réfléchit... > > > > réfléchit... > > > > réfléchit... > > > > réfléchit... > > > > réfléchit... (il réfléchit vraiment beaucoup hein?...) > > > > réfléchit... > > > > réfléchit... > > > > réfléchit... > > > réfléchit... > > > réfléchit... > > > re-pète... > > > réfléchit. > > > réfléchit... > > > réfléchit.. > > > réfléchit.... > > > réfléchit... (PFF C'EST LONG) > > > réfléchit... > > > réfléchit... > > > réfléchit.. > > > réfléchit... [/FONT][/FONT] > [FONT=Verdana][FONT=Verdana] > > > > > Et il se marie avec celle qui avait les plus gros seins. > > Oui[/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][FONT=Verdana] parce qu'un homme réfléchit beaucoup... > mais ça sert à rien ![/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=#1f497d][COLOR=#1f497d][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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